Dhasu Dhamakedar Dialogues - The best dialogues from bollywood

Well so just yesterday was watching Andaz apna apna ...(for the 3rd time btw and still couldnt stop laughing) and got thinking wow this movie has amzing dialogues.. matlab ekdum jhakaaas! Then I got thinking boss is this the best dialogues in a hindi movie ever?? Par nahi after doing some research on the best dialogues I heard I felt some other movie deserved the numero uno status... presenting the best of the best ...till 2010 ofcourse. Bottoms up approach arre matlab dus se ek yaar...

10. DAMINI - " Jab yeh dhai kilo ka haath kissi pe padta hai na toh aadmi uth tha.... "
papaaaa dekho na papa meine kya delivery di hai papa..

9.SHAHENSHAH - " Rishtey mein toh hum tumhare baap lagte hai ... "
pranam amitabhji ...movie ka toh pata nahi par dialogue mein aap kabi nahi chukte

8. ANAND - " Babumoshai.... "
must watch movie...!

7. MR. INDIA - " Mogambo khush hua!"
the best villian after Gabbar!

6. DARR - " KKKKKKiron ... "
tussi gr8 ho shahrukhji

5. OM SHANTI OM - " Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost! "
another fillum with splendid dialogues

4. DEEWAR - " Mere paas ma hai "
this one is just for the recall effect ... never seen this movie ... dont even want too but this is definitely one of the most famous dialogues ...heard it atleast a million times

3. 3 IDIOTS - " Aal iz well "
all definitely became well for this film too... highest grosser in history of indian cinema

2. ANDAZ APNA APNA :-
" Kachcha khiladi hai..." ," Haath ko aaya muh na laga ", " Aila ... ooi ma."," Balki mein toh kehta hun aap toh purush hi nahi...", " Jhakaas." , "Very smart" ,"Galti se mistake ho gaya... "
iske liye ek seperate post kar sakte hai

1. SHOLAY :-
" Ab kya bataye mausi ji ....", " I dieing ... police coming ... mausi chakki piecing...", " Kitne aadmi the... "
yeh guess karne ke liye koi prize nahi milega ....one of the bestest movies hai ji

Yeh list bhi abhi baaki hai mere dost.... actually cant quite call this complete there are a few that didnt make the cut ... have to atleast mention them ....
-BAAZIGAR -" Haar ke jitne vaale ko hi baazigar kehte hai.... kya kehte hai?"
-this one goes to not a movie but apne GARAM DHARAMji for "Kutte kamine mein tera ...." -DON -"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi...."
- "jaani……..ye bacho ke khelane ki cheez nahi hai,haath kat jaaye to khoon nikal aata hai."

-"Aati kya khandala ??"
Check these out on youtube as well.Ofcourse there are countless others which are mebbe not so famous or colloquial as the ones above but still brilliant. Aur ab bas taaliyan bajaoji taaliyan... arre bajao yaar... un mahan lekhako ke liye jinone yeh dialogue likhe!