Observing as the world runs by - II

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SOMETHING!!!

Observing as the world runs by

Freelance writing...
jo man mein aaya wooh likho
so i am goonna take u on the most feared journey ever...
the journey of my mind ... :D
hmmm so the first topic we are gonna broach is mindless crapppp
and next would be gibberishhhhh
and next after tht is nonstop nonsense
and last but not the least ..abdababdabu !
so we got lots on our plate... lets get started
so today we are gonaa talk about gibberish... used in hindi songs!!

oye oye.... oye oye ...oye ooo aaa
hey hey hey hey hey heyyyyyyyyyyyy nananananaanaaaaaaa
above both are gibberish words from actual songs..
guess which.. the first one is pretty easy

tantanatan tan tan taraaaaaaaaa
tht was a good too
oye oh ha oye oh ha oye oh haa
nice one too
nana na na nana na na
i m sure ... everyone knows that



Well guess wat we have a new game :)

Archie sinks to new low... :O

HOooooooooTTTT news guys Archie Andrews has proposed to Veronica ... finally after 68 years of courtship


I dont know about you guys but these comics are what formed a major part of my reading in school. Reading Archie comics was like drinking water for me during my teen years. I used to drink them bottoms up ... without leaving a single drop :)
I am simply loved them... Jughead was my faveee(he rulez), followed closely by Betty.


Anyways coming bask to our main topic, hope u guys dont seriously believe Archie's gonna tie the knot to Ronnie... I mean c'mon.
With Archie married(!!!) I really dont know what future stories are gonna contain. This love triangle between Archie, Betty and Veronica is what has carried Archie to issue no.600
What after this then?

I am sure its all a publicity gimmick. Sales might have reached an all time low with recession adding to the woes plus it was the 600th issue...so some story writer must have come to office one day and shouted,"Lets make Archie propose!"

It is even more ironic that Archie's proposing to Ronnie coz I'm yet to come across someone who has read the strip and didnt have a crush on Betty!!
Archie's a big BIG loser that he dosent see Betty's worth... probably the USP of the comics as well ...:D
So no fret Betts,let Archie go.. you 'll get a million others much better than Archie 'loser' Andrews.

Tips for a better life

The following advice is not given by me.. so you dont have to be scared about putting them into use ....:)
But the worst thing is I dont know who to give credit to for them...:(
One things for sure whoever wrote these is a very wise man.
They are wonderful lines which are currently pasted at various places in my office so I literally couldnt ignore them.Most of them make lot of sense to me... please go through them atleast once...

Tips for Better Life

1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

3. Sleep for 7 hours.

4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.

5. Play more games.

6. Read more books than you did the previous year.

7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.

8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.

9. Dream more while you are awake.

10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

11. Drink plenty of water.

12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.

14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.

15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.

18. Smile and laugh more.

19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.

20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.

24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

25. Forgive everyone for everything.

26. What other people think of you is none of your business.

27. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

28. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

29. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

30. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

31. The best is yet to come.

32. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

33. Do the right thing!

34. Call your family often.

35. Your inner most is always happy. So be happy.

36. Each day give something good to others.

37. Don't over do. Keep your limits.

38. Share this with someone you care about

Mind your er.. language?!

Ok guys see the paradox in the following sentence:

"Mind your f###ing language."

I actually heard the above sentence on MTV Splitsvilla. Oh boy! Lets mind our own first ryt?...:D
anyways Mahatma Gandhi had once said, "Be the change u want to see in the world."...:D
Vaise MTV really ruling the roost these days with the reality shows...viz Roadies and Splitsvilla

The USP of both is pretty obvious ... bad language. Actually bad is an under statement...:D

Boy forget the guys using these gaalis ... look at the girls. HOly cr.. ok i wont go down tht line ...
But just see Palak from Roadies goin at it... my god
I mean I myself hadnt heard half the things she said ... teri maa ki ,ben kiii .....
well she was really innovative i ll giv u that :D.
And I must say she has really improved my vocab..:D
just joking ... yaar yeh sab toh bolne ko toh koi ladka bhi sharmayeega.. shit
And they say guys dont respect women...:D

Well I also think these guys are told to give as much gaalis as possible... coz boss thts wat sells!
I dont even blame MTV.. public ko yeh hi dekhna hai toh fir woh hi dikhao ... apna kya jara hai
And even look at actual Roadies show of this year.. wat crap! I mean itne saare twists n turns. Boss how can a person even except to win in such a format?? Totally upto Raghu really..kisiko bhi vapas lao .. kahi bhi letter daal do, "open at ur own risk!" Really kuch bhi chalu tha.. I felt the Roadies seasons of bfore were much better jab fixed format hota tha. Any ways, again i guess thts what sells... right people wud have by now gottten bored of the old fixd format. So boss change it add the twists and turns.Jo man mein aaye karo Raghu, the shows running well.
It just has to sell baby in this world .. it just has to sell

Moral of the story: Dont mind your language

IPL:What a waste of time?!

Indian premier league 2 is upon us... and the public is buzzing with excitement.

Not me.. oh no. Not this time. Its nothing but big hype over big players who dont make big runs but do stuff big money into their pockets, basically a big waste of time. I wont watch even for a second.This is what I told myself at the start. But then wonder why my hand twitches to grab the TV remote every second night. Why do feel the urge to see some big hits by whomever who hits them? What is this invisible force which is tempting me, enticing me to jump on the couch and turn on SET MAX?Is this common? Or should I see the doc or sumthing? Basically I think I have become very undisciplined. But i dont blame myself, after spending the whole day in the office who wouldn't want to relax a bit?

Well coming back to IPL, this year toh its definitely gone overboard with the advertisements. I mean c'mon-Strategic breaks of 7.5 minutes after 10 overs each. Boss, only strategy behind this is to attract even more sponsors with more advertisement time. As if there isn't enough ad time any ways.I mean compare cricket to football. Twenty 20 was supposed to be crickets answer to football's no timewasting, high entertainment in less time schedule advantage. But boy, Lalit Modi's got other ideas.
And did you notice the player names been removed from the players backs. Oh wait , its there but on the lower back. You dont have to be Einstein to realize that that is where the camera focuses on most of the times so .. why write some nonsense like players names.. Anyways the got ads everywhere shoulders,chests,bats,helmets. Probably they should do some face painting as well I mean c'mon why waste so much space.. sheesh!
So guys I definitely recommend you to watch IPL , oh I mean watch the new Indian Advertisement League(IAL) .. with some cricket in between!


Well to tell the truth, I watch the IPL only because of one man, Yusuf Pathan. What a player,if he hits them ... they stay hit all right. And of course there is also Virender Sehwag. Yup, these two rock yaar. Hmm, come to think of it , Gilchrist ain't bad either mate? What a cover drive he's got! These three are the reasons why IPL sells. You know, Chris Gayle hits them big too not to mention Hayden with the kind of form he is in! Yup its just bcoz of these 5, turn on the TV. Oh, how could I forget KP my favourite and oh my god Sachin - everybody's favourite. And last but not the least Yuvi ... his six sixes in the world cup are still fresh as a daisy in my mind. Yup, its these eight. So I will make a compromise. All I need to do is watch matches when these 8 are involved. No need to waste time watching the remaining bores. Now tell me whether that isn't the best plan anyone's ever come up with. Hmmm, so the only matches I will watch involves Rajasthan, Delhi, hmmm.. Hyderabad, KKR ,Chennai, Royal challengers,hmmm.. Mumbai I, and ...... OH MY GOD!

The Recession Song

This one goes out to all those who have been affected by or tensed due to the current state of economic affairs:

Remember the last time you had some fun
Forgot everything and laughed a ton,
BCoz the best things in life are free
u dont have to pay to laugh, u see.

Things are here today, gone tomorrow
There's no room for tears or sorrow,
BCoz the best things in life are free
Like the grass thats always green.

You have no job, dont sob
You have no money, but why cry honey
BCoz the best things in life are free
Like when we help and do a good deed

Happiness is something one cannot buy,
The things that matter will be with you till you die
BCoz the best things in life are free
Like the love between you and me

So celebrate and jump with glee,
Who knows where tomorrow you would be
Today is a gift and yes, you got it free
You will make it, just believe.

Thats it! full stop. Hope you liked it .... just wanted to remind you guys that there always light at the end of the tunnel... but its upto you to see it.

Lets Communicate

Thats what this blog is for. Communication is our birth right. Frankly its a gift from God. Imagine life without it. Its the first thing we learn when we are born and last thing we do before we die. Ofcourse there are so many forms of communication but writing is by far my favourite... So lets get this show on the road shall we?