New style of writing

 

The above image taken from a popular youtube video shows a very peculiar style of writing. Probably unnoticed by all, but not me \m/ and Woah! I tried to write like that but found it very very difficult! This is how I write :

But of course, most of us right-handed writers rightly write the right way, right?

One in 7 billion; More than 1 person is born every second.

STATEMENT:
More than 1 person is born every second.

PROOF:
Do you know what the population of the world is today ie 2nd April 2011(this is concerning humans only btw)?
6,909,654,140 ie 6.9 billion ie 690 crores

What is the projected population at 2050?
Between 8 -10 billion ie 800 - 1000 crores!

Now let us assume that the world population of the world is 9 billion in 2050.
Net addition between 2011 and 2050: 9 -6.9 = 2.1 billion
Average addition every year: 2,100,000,000/ 39 =  53,846,000 ie 53.85 million
Number of seconds in a year: 365*24*60*60 =  31,53,6000 ie 31.54 million
Therefore, Average addition of humans per second = 53.85/31.54 = 1.7
But,
Net addition of humans per sec = Number of births per sec(b) - Number of deaths per sec(d)
                            1.7   = b - d
                            b      = 1.7 + d
                            b   >  1.7 ( we know that d > 0 )

Thus, we can conclude more than 1 person is born every second on an average.

FUN FACTS: 
1. If you had to shake hands with every person in the world and assuming you would take only take 1 second to shake hands with each person, you would have to be immortal and live for another 6.9 billion seconds ie 219 years!
2.Bill Gates who has a total net worth of $56 billion(2011) can afford to give every person on the earth $7 and still be left with a fortune of around $7 billion.
3.Our very own Mukesh Ambani is not doing too bad either. He has a net worth of  $27 billion(2011) and can be generous enough to give each person $3 and still be left with a princely sum which would be greater than $6 billion
4.To convert from million/billion US $ to crore Indian Rupee the formula is 
            1 million US $ = 4.4 crores INR (as of April 2011)
            1 billion US $  = 4400 crores INR
5. Per the recent census in 2011 India's population has increased to 1.2 billion per the latest census conducted in 2011 which means that 17% of the world is Indian.
6. This post has been structured in the same way that my mathematics teacher Mrs.Lata taught me to write proofs.

REFERENCES:
1.Forbes billionaires list 2011: http://www.forbes.com/2011/03/09/billionaires-20-richest_slide.html
2.US and World Population Clock:http://www.census.gov/main/www/popclock.html
3.Yahoo currency converter: http://in.finance.yahoo.com/currencies/converter/#from=USD;to=INR;amt=1
4.NDTV: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKy85-yypA&feature=player_embedded

Fernando Torres worth more than Blackburn Rovers FC

Top Recent Football Transfers [1] [2] :

Cristiano Ronaldo - £80 milllion (From Manchester United FC to Real Madrid FC)
Zaltan Ibrahimovic - £60.1 million (From Inter Milan FC to Barcelona FC)
Kaka -  £56 million (From AC Milan FC to Real Madrid FC)
Fernando Torres -  £50 million (From Liverpool FC to Chelsea FC)
Andy Carroll   -  £35 million (From Newcastle United FC to Liverpool FC)
Blackburn Rovers FC  - £23 million (From Jack Walker Trust to Venkateshwara Hatcheries Group)

Thats right, Blackburn Rovers club was sold to Venky's for only £23 million. Which means Andy Carroll alone is worth more than the entire Blackburn Rovers team and stadium and facilities! Torres alone is worth more than two BRFCs!! And Cristiano is worth more than three!!!

Blackburn Rover FC's stadium - Ewood Park

Torres with his new club's jersey

REFERENCES:
[1] Telegraph : http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/blackburn-rovers/8146709/Venkys-complete-takeover-of-Blackburn-Rovers.html
[2] Soccerlens : http://soccerlens.com/top-10-most-expensive-transfers-in-football/5244/

Man v. Woman : The battle continues

View: Woman is equal to man
We all know how women have been discriminated against for years in India. Although times have changed,the skewed sex ratio of India in favour of men still stands as an unfortunate and unpleasant reminder. Infact with women so less in number, alarm bells were ringing that many prospective grooms out there will have to remain without a bride. Things are improving. For one, Sati has been abolished. Dowries after marriage are dwindling as a standard practice. Sex determination before birth has been made illegal. Reservation for women in colleges and government jobs have been put in place. Emergence of women success stories like Indra Nooyi, Kiran Bedi, Sania Mirza ,more recently Saina Nehwal and not to mention innumerable bollywood stars will provide additional succour.Urbanisation has opened up people minds. Literacy rate has also been increasing which will only help drive away this stupid superstition that men are boon and women are bane. With India's GDP growing at a superfast 8% per annum, it bodes well for the fight against all the factors mentioned above and hence for women in general.

Counterview:Man is equal to woman
Believe me, the above line is correct. Arre sachi yaar. Men can do what women can!(professionally ie). Not only are women the fairer sex, they are also the further sex! Its men who need some help now! Ok let me elaborate a bit. You see after my 12th i got admission into a decent government college in Mumbai. When I saw the allocation list, I found that quite a few seats were reserved for women. I hear jobs in government offices are reserved for women. Well atleast that is mentioned on paper. I tell you that many jobs in the (completely unreserved) private sector are also reserved for women. I got first hand knowledge of this when I got a job in a reputed MNC after my graduation. There were many girls there who were hired just becoz they were well...girls and if they were pretty it works even more in their favour. Oh dont believe me? There is a all-girl college in Rajasthan where a significant number of girls themselves will vouch for this.The company was also hell bent on increasing the proportion of women in the workplace. Apart from this there are many males out there who automatically give girls preferential treatment for reasons they themselves know best. Yeh sab toh chod,one fine day while going to college I had missed my daily train and so jumped blindly into the next one that came. I got kicked out (ouch) because it was a ladies local!Well girls I am sure you deserve all these things! But please keep the injustice that is meted out to men in mind. Equality is what you wanted isn't it?

Just to say hello!

Marhaba..................................................................................................................[Arabic]
Es salaam aleikom .................................................................................................[Arabic again]
Namoskar................................................................................................................[Bengali]
Neilhou.....................................................................................................................[Chinese]
Halo..........................................................................................................................[Dutch]
Iiti.............................................................................................................................[Egyptian]
Hello ........................................................................................................................[English]
Hi..............................................................................................................................[English again]
Welcome..................................................................................................................[English again again]
Howdy/G'Day/Greetings.........................................................................................[(ok your guess)]
Bonjour ...................................................................................................................[French]
Hallo.........................................................................................................................[German]
Namaste ................................................................................................................ [Hindi]
Buon Giorno ...........................................................................................................[Italian]
Salam ......................................................................................................................[Kashmiri]
Namaskaaru ..........................................................................................................[Konkani]
Namaskaram..........................................................................................................[Malayalam/Telugu]
Sat sri akaal ...........................................................................................................[Punjabi]
Kem cho..................................................................................................................[Gujarati]
Namaskara.............................................................................................................[Kannada]
Ola...........................................................................................................................[Portugese]
Hola ........................................................................................................................[Spanish]
Vannakam..............................................................................................................[Tamil]
Suswagatam ..........................................................................................................[Sanskirit]
__/\__ ..................................................................................................................[Sign Language]
Salaam alekum .....................................................................................................[Urdu]
Dydd da..................................................................................................................[Welsh]
Sawubona...............................................................................................................[Zulu]

Some of the popularised ones:

Aye Muralilal, pehchana nahi?.............................................................................[Anand]
Wats up doc? ........................................................................................................[Bugs Bunny]
Kya hero!...............................................................................................................[Friend]
Kya zero!................................................................................................................[(close) Friend]
How you doing? ....................................................................................................[Joey Tribiani]
Hey ya....................................................................................................................[Karthik]
Hello, is it me your looking for?.............................................................................[Lionel Richie]
Wassaaaa............................................................................................................... [Umm ...Me!]
Salaam Namaste...................................................................................................[Nikhil Arora/Ambar Malhotra]
Hello main Raj, naam to suna hoga ......................................................................[Surinder Sahni]
Hi dear, want to do frandship plz?........................................................................[!]

And the award for the best hello:-

Woof woof .............................................................................................................[My Neighbour's dog]

Q.Make meaningful sentences using the following words

Hey!!!

Remember the time we fell in love ooooo ... excuse me Michael Jackson isnt the topic. Remember the time in school when we had to make sentences.Yes. Yaad aaya?

And I used to struggle to make those sentences especially if the word was difficult ...! Rata bhi marta tha kabhi kabhi :( . So well it happened to me ...dunno whether u were a scochy... why one I'll give you ten.Ok lets take this word I just came across - portentous. Well this is a tough one. No clue about its meaning . Lets c whether I can use it in a sentence.   

1.I don't know the meaning of the word portentous. ;)
2.(I was sleeping when)Madam explained the meaning of the word portentous in the classroom.
3.I need to ask somebody the meaning of the word portentous.
4.The word portentous contains 10 letters.
5.The word portentous contains 4 vowels.
6.The word portentous has 6 consonants.
7.I dont know why but she suddenly screamed,"Portentous."(thanks!) ;) ;)
8. Portentous is a difficult word. ;) ;) ;)
9.I forgot to study the meaning of the word portentous.

Aur last par not the least

10.Portentous is a word in the english language ;) ;) ;) ;)

Wish I was back in school :). There should have been marks for creativity as well in the exams!!